The Red Pen of Doom

Conventional wisdom about writing is conventionally wrong.

Things I’m selling that you should buy and such

MAGIC BREADMAKER You put water and wheat-powder stuff inside, push a button to use the Force, then POOF, out comes bread. Sort of like this: This breadmaker is in a … Continue reading

April 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Monkeys amazed by magic tricks

Goats and such, now, don’t care for magic. They want snacks. No snacks? Buh-bye. ### Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Represented by Jill Marr of the Sandra Dijkstra … Continue reading

March 17, 2016 · 1 Comment

Ariana Grande blows up Saturday Night Live

There are stretches of time where Saturday Night Live forgets the funny. And there are guest stars who fail to shine, or twinkle before they explode like a supernova the moment … Continue reading

March 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

CARL POPPA by Bad Lip Reading is a brilliant parody–and you can DANCE to it

How much do I love this? Here’s how much: I could not adore it more, or find a single serious way to improve the lyrics or the music. Seriously. Four out … Continue reading

August 31, 2015 · 3 Comments

Just dogs freaking out about magic tricks

Loved this. Our own Hound of the Baskervilles gets faked out every time I pretend to throw the ball and palm it. Where’s the ball? The ball? I CAN’T FIND THE … Continue reading

June 18, 2015 · 2 Comments

Introducing the Honda HR-V Selfie Edition

The real joke is this: A shocking number of people would buy this car. The Kanye-Kardashian clan alone could keep Honda’s assembly lines running for a decade. More posts for your … Continue reading

April 1, 2015 · 2 Comments

EXPLODING KITTENS is what card games should be

How can you not love this? The Oatmeal is a local man turned cartoon phenom, and all he touches turns to gold. Including this kickstarter campaign, which has raised five … Continue reading

February 21, 2015 · Leave a comment
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