Around here , we don’t just watch caped crusaders and masked Avengers on the Imax while munching the Largest Bowls of Popcorn Known to Man.
Up in Metropolis, which other peoples call “Seattle,” we have our own local super heroes, including Phoenix Jones, who changes into costume by going through a SECRET DOOR at a comic book store.
Does it get any geekier, or cooler, than that? The answer is NO.
And now we have a local super-villain, Rex Velvet, challenging Jones.
Rex Velvet, you get bonus points for the mustache symbolism.
The Red Pen of Doom 