The Red Pen of Doom

Conventional wisdom about writing is conventionally wrong.

THE WALKING DEAD walks into Dumb Movie Land

Movies make people dumb. Not the people watching movies, unless that movie happens to be TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART 5 or whatever, in which case yes, your LSAT scores will … Continue reading

July 31, 2012 · 14 Comments

WORLD WAR Z by Max Brooks

Any fan of zombie movies — or action movies, horror movies and war movies — should be interested in WORLD WAR Z. It has zombies. It has action, horror and … Continue reading

April 22, 2012 · 4 Comments

JUAN OF THE DEAD, the epic Cuban zombie movie

Zombie movies are inherently good. Movies with subtitles are typically depressing and bad, and only watchable when you’re in college and think that French existentialism is amazing, that you should … Continue reading

April 8, 2012 · 6 Comments

Survival Sunday: The world’s first zombie-proof house

Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? The most impressive architects in the world are KRK Promes of Poland, who not only designed the first Zombie-Proof House in the world, … Continue reading

April 1, 2012 · 9 Comments

Surviving the coming zombie apocalypse

Are you prepared? The zombies hordes are coming. It’s just a matter of time. Maybe not today, though it is Halloween. It could happen next month, when some egomaniac scientist … Continue reading

March 25, 2012 · 6 Comments

Zombie movies are NOT standard horror movies

Zombie movies are epic and wonderful and far, far superior to the Standard Horror Movie featuring horny teenagers getting mowed down by the Boogeyman or silly scientists who create genetically … Continue reading

November 18, 2011 · 15 Comments

Epic Black Car deserves good owner; are you worthy?

2002 Hyundai Elantra simply refuses to die. Comes in any color you want, as long as it’s black. Invisible at night. Unflinching in the rain. This automobile eats gas and … Continue reading

November 1, 2011 · 49 Comments