If you live in the Seattle, or the Kirkland — or even Denver, Portland and Instanbul — there’s an author on tour you should meet. (See when and where below.)
C.C. Humphreys is not only a literary muffin of stud, but a former actor and FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHER (bonus points). He actually knows how to use a sword, which gives me an excuse to play the Best Swordfighting Scene in Any Movie Not Involving Lightsabers.
He’s a genuinely interesting human being, a man who speaks with one of the sweetest British accents on the planet, maybe because he grew up in the U.K. despite the fact that he is technically Canadian. Is all that legal? I DON’T KNOW.
This accent gives everything he says an extra bit of charm and gravitas, even if he’s telling you, “Listen, you’re being rather beastly.”
All you want is for him to keep talking.
So: he has a new novel out, A PLACE CALLED ARMEGEDDON, which is about the siege of Constantinople, though you have to say which siege, because the place got attacked all the time.
“Alexander the Great, what are you doing this weekend?”
“Oh, the usual. Maybe drink a bit of wine and take a long ride on one of my horses. I have a stable or six full of those things.”
“Come with us. We’re gonna sack Constantinople — it’ll be great.”
“OK, that sounds fun.”
C.C.’s novel is about the siege of 1453, a particularly good year for a siege, hearty and full. It goes well with filet mignon. Anyway: This man can write like nobody’s business, and the novel is worth it.
Also: If you go to a writing conference and hit one of his seminars, you’ll remember him, because he puts on a show. This may be because he was an actor on stage and screen. I believe all of his grandfathers were actors, too. It’s in his blood. The man played Jack Absolute, the 007 of the 1770’s, and he also played Caleb the gladiator on an NBC series.
Also-also: most of his readers are women for some reason, even though he writes swashbuckling historical novels about battles and blood rather than romances involving men in kilts.
EITHER WAY: I truly like and respect this man, and his books. You will, too, if you (a) see him on tour, (b) buy one of his novels, (c) lurk on his blog, which you can read here, or (d) chat with him on the Twitter at the mysterious handle of @HumphreysCC.
C.C. Humphreys book tour: the when and the where
Sept. 22 & 23rd — Kirkland Book Fest, Kirkland, Washington.
Sept. 23rd at 2:30 p.m. — Elliot Bay Bookstore, Seattle, Washington
Oct. 1 at 7:30 p.m. — Tattered Cover, Denver, Colorado.
Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. — Copperfields, Petaluma, Sonoma, California.
Oct. 12 at 7 p.m. — Powell’s Books at Cedar Hills Crossing, Beaverton, Oregon.
Oct. 19 to 21 — Surrey International Writers Conference, Surrey, British Columbia, in the Canada.
Nov. 24 & 25 — Istanbul International Book Fair, Istanbul, Turkey.
The Red Pen of Doom 