Australian billionaire may resurrect DINOSAURS … for his park

So this Australian billionaire, Clive Palmer, isn’t just spending the Gross Domestic Product of Paraguay to create a luxury cruise liner named … The Titanic.

No. See, that’s thinking too small, and tempting the gods too little.

Word is Palmer also wants to hand scientists all kinds of cash to RESURRECT DINOSAURS to put in this park/resort thing he’s building. (Read the story here.) You know, because that worked out so well for Jeff Goldblum and that dude who looked kinda like Hemingway.

Palmer looks nothing like Hemingway, therefore his plan is doomed.

Also, as a bonus video, who knew Jeff Goldblum could combine a geeky scientist with a cheesy pickup artist? That, my friends, is the power of Method Acting or whatever.

6 thoughts on “Australian billionaire may resurrect DINOSAURS … for his park

  1. I’ve always wondered when the heck this kind of tomfoolery would get around to happening. Guess it did.

    Not sure if my other comment made it in or not, but I seriously disliked the whiny rockstar/scientist character played by Goldblum.

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  2. Life imitating art again…and probably again w/disastrous results. As for Jeff G, I didn’t like his whiny rockstar/scientist role. Now the character of Grant? Loved him.

    I guess Clive didn’t get the memo that the whole playing God thing rarely works out well for those who attempt.

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  3. If this comment is a repeat, I apologize. What I tried to say was this – aside from the fact that I love Jeff Goldblum – He gets the best lines in all of Hollywood.

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