I love advice columns, especially when the questions are incredibly minor, quirky or insane.
Across the pond, they call these advice columnists Agony Aunts, which is perfect.
Dear Abby has gotten a lot more exciting with her daughter now writing it, and we have an amazing columnist in my backyard with Savage Love by Dan Savage, who’s unafraid to tackle anything and famous enough to be on the glowing tube all the time.
HOWEVER: What if you wrote Dear Abby-style questions of etiquette and manners, but had them answered by literary tough guys and diabolical villains?
What if you cranked up the answers to 11?
The Red Pen of Doom 