Six immortal — and possibly invincible — animals

There’s a difference between “True and Terrifying Facts about Actual Animals” and “Scary Stuff from Insane Writers at the Discovery Channel.”

That difference is simple: real life is far, far more frightening than SHARKNADO, though I do admire the writer who came up with the idea of JAWS + TWISTER = viral B movie goodness.

Here are six animals who are not (a) sparkly vampires or (b) moaning zombies but nonetheless (c) don’t age. We’re talking immortal.

Age-defying animals, I tip my hat in your direction. Also, please don’t go swimming around that nuke plant in Japan, grow to a giant size and decide to stomp on my town. Kthxbai.

2 thoughts on “Six immortal — and possibly invincible — animals

  1. Reblogged this on lindseyjparsons and commented:
    I’ve been following Guy Bergstrom’s blog ‘The Red Pen of Doom’ for quite a while now. He usually makes me laugh and has opened my eyes to many random things, but I particularly liked today’s blog post and thought I’d share it with you. Real immortal beings! wow!! 😀

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