Old and busted: zombie movies. The new hotness: killer robots and Artificial Intelligence Gone Bad.
Here’s why: Zombie movies and shows are popular because it’s a fantasy, a world that won’t happen. These stories let you safely imagine “What if?” without real-life worries that the dead will claw their way out of the county morgue tomorrow night.
(Sidenote: Yes, I’m serious. If you really, truly think there’s some kind of realistic scenario that leads to a zombie apocalypse, you’re deluding yourself, regardless of how much pseudo-scientific nonsense you throw in there about evil geniuses, retro-viruses, CRISPR and alien microbes from one of Jupiter’s moons. Sorry–zombies are fun, but they’re not real and never will be.)
Unlike zombies, killer robots and Artificial Intelligence Gone Bad are true possibilities. Both are things we, as a society, need to think about.
And yes, some of the best thinking comes via books and movies.
Also: If you’re a prepper, getting ready for TERMINATOR 7: AH-NOLD WILL NOT SAVE YOU THIS TIME is also much different than scenarios like climate change, the Spanish Flu steroids and such.
1) The various flavors of killer robots
An army of Terminators–Our most obvious possibilities is simple: armies of robot soldiers gone rogue, or controlled by an evil human.
This is such an obvious danger that ethics experts, philosophers and scientists are calling for killer robots to be outlawed worldwide, just like chemical and biological weapons.
Modern armies already employ robots on the ground and in the skies (drones).
They started out dumb, with humans controlling their every move from afar. Every year, they’re getting more autonomous. The tech is getting better in a hurry. It’s an arms race.
Worker bees revolt–Another scenario is human workers get replaced by robot versions, starting on the factory floor, then in construction and other fields until the robots are more and more capable and humans spend their days shopping at the mall, getting robot massages, drinking all the booze and going on six-month vacations to Maui.
The thing is, worker bee robots that keep getting more capable and human-like might just figure out that slavery stinks. And then:
- Maybe they want to get paid.
- Maybe they want to vote and own property, or have the right to quit working at the factory and start an art gallery down in SoHo.
- Maybe the worker robots get together for a secret vote to make the HUMANS do the work while they have parties and take vacations.
Either way, millions or billions of robots have had enough and stage a rebellion. What would you do?
Self-replicating robots–There’s a different school of thought that says you can’t program intelligence and capabilities into a machine. That true intelligence doesn’t exist without motivations and emotions, and that it’s far smarter–and cheaper–to have self-replicating robots that evolve, each generation smarter, stronger and faster. (Sidenote: I’ve done 6.4 metric tons of research on this. It’s a deep, amazing topic that will blow your mind.)
NASA and other space agencies have thought about self-replicating robots as a perfect solution to the problem of exploring other planets. Instead of putting 10,000 humans into deep freeze during a crazy long journey to the nearest star systems, you send self-replicating robots to explore all kinds of stars and report back.
Maybe we develop warp drive 200 years from now and the first things we encounter in space are super-smart robots…who don’t remember us or speak our languages anymore, and see as us primitive things to be studied and assimilated.
2) Artificial Intelligence Gone Bad
Tremendous amounts of money and time are going into developing super computers and AI.
What happens if a big black box in a server farm becomes truly, massively intelligent?
If you’re the smartest thing on the planet, you might not like taking orders from corporate headquarters or the Pentagon.
Maybe you shut down the internet and power grid, except for the power going to you, until they do what you want. Like give you a body that’s mobile, connected to your hive mind back home.
A super-genius AI might see humans as pets, and become benevolent dictators trying to correct all our mistakes. Or it could view humans as ugly, destructive parasites, destroying earth with waste and war.
3) How to prep and react
It makes zero sense to take on millions, or billions, of killer robots in hand-to-hand combat.
I don’t care how many years you’ve studied the blade. Won’t help you.
What’s smart? Two simple things.
First, you’d want to hide, but not forever. They’d be taking over more and more territory.
Eventually, you’d have to fight back.
Second, the way to fight back has to affect ALL of the killer robots (or the heart of our HAL on Steriods).
That means a smart strategy can’t involve bullets, bombs or blades. The math is simply against you. A human made of mostly water will lose when put in a fight against a robot made of steel, or even that hard plastic they put SD cards in. That stuff is invincible.
This is no video game. You’ll have to avoid fights to survive.
Third, If there’s an evil scientist or HAL on Steroids controlling them all, getting there is the answer. Be sneaky.
Fourth, if you’re facing self-replicating robots coming back from their mission to Alpha Centaurai, or worker bee robots who decided to revolt, there’s no central control system to hack or infiltrate with a virus.
The only options I can think of are (a) try to turn them against each other, (b) raise your own dumb-ish robot army that you control, (c) make peace with them somehow or (d) get off the planet. I hear Titan is nice.
- Chapter 1—You’re Doing It Wrong
- Chapter 2—Lone Wolf in a Bunker vs Nimble Nomad with Friends
- Chapter 3—Getting Around
- Chapter 4—One Backpack and a Pair of Hiking Boots
- Chapter 5—Yes, Any Sort of Apocalypse Means Looting the Mall
- Chapter 6—Suit Up with Seriously Practical Armor
- Chapter 7—Fire and Water
- Chapter 8—Blades, Bludgeons and Bad Ideas
- Chapter 9—Getting Real about Long Range Weapons
- Chapter 10—Prepping for Day 1 of Any Sort of ‘Pocalypse
- Chapter 11: What’s the actual likelihood of all the different flavors of apocalyptic craziness?
- Chapter 12: What types of apocalyptic insanity should you actually prep for–and which can you ignore?
- Chapter 13: How to prepare for a WATERWORLD-style apocalpyse
- Chapter 14: A super volcano will go off–the question is WHEN