It’s crazy rare to see one of these Vorpal Flying Green Elves up here in the temperate rain forest where Bigfoot roams alongside mountain lions and bears.
This little warrior was totally chill about me taking photos and shooting film. Like, “Oh, will this be a documentary, then? Carry on.”
I am curious whether the windstorm brought him north, or if this is just one more Sign of the Apocalypse, seeing how 2020 just needs zombies or an asteroid hitting LA to top off the year.
There is one mystery: look close and there’s some kind of symbol on both arms/chest. Egg sack? Superhero symbol? I HAVE NO CLUE. Tell me if you have heard the prophecy and recognize the signs