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Shapeshifting owl is seven separate flavors of awesomesauce

This is the Best Owl Ever.

If he’s just chilling on a tree branch, he looks normal.

Bring a beefier owl around and he puffs up into Hulk Owl.

Show him a taller owl and he transforms into Evil Count Dracula With Feathers.

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This is Guy Bergstrom the writer, not the Guy Bergstrom in Stockholm or the guy in Minnesota who sells real estate or whatever. Separate guys. Kthxbai.

Guy Bergstrom. Photo by Suhyoon Cho.

Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that won some award (PNWA 2013). Represented by Jill Marr of the Sandra Dijkstra Literary Agency.

About Guy Bergstrom

Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot.

9 comments on “Shapeshifting owl is seven separate flavors of awesomesauce

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  5. Abi Burlingham
    May 10, 2012

    Ha ha ha! I have always wanted to be an owl… I want to be one even more now!!! Fantabulous!

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  6. Marc Schuster
    May 10, 2012

    Amazing.

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  7. juliabarrett
    May 10, 2012

    Oh my god! Epiphany! I suddenly understand the evolution of all those weird Japanese cartoons and anime. No wonder! It’s a natural outgrowth of owl behavior!
    Great Snidely Whiplash mustache, by the way!

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  8. Jeannie
    May 10, 2012

    he’s making the most of what he has! go owl!

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  9. rich
    May 10, 2012

    that’s f-ed up.

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