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The colors of SKYFALL

Beautiful and interesting. Just like a song, or a good novel, all the pieces work together.
Super Bowl football madness
For my peoples in Australia, Austria and other countries that begin with A, but are not America, here are two quick things to help you enjoy the Super Bowl.
First: the basics of football.
And second: highlights from the season.
Enjoy!
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Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.
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Ice sculpture FTW
Related: tying a bow tie is a pain. No wonder Daniel the Craig runs around with the stupid bow tie undone.
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Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.
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Obscure Recipes for Football Food: Beer Marinated Dogs (Hot)
Wildcard weekend is deserving of something out of the box (not out of a box) for your taste buds.

I first thought of the idea for marinating hotdogs in beer a year ago while in North Carolina. I took to the series of tubes and sure enough, as all creative minds think alike, the front page was full of individuals who had already posted their recipes online.
Which beer marinade to trust? I thought. I experimented a bit and found the ingredients and methods that worked best.
Common ingredients:
Hotdogs: I recommend thinner dogs. The big jumbo dogs seem like a good idea but they’re too thick and don’t soak up as much of the marinade.
Worcestershire sauce: (pronounced “wooster“?) This is a common ingredient found in many of the beer marinade recipes.
Beer: Light beer works best. Rite Aid brand won’t cut it. You will need 2-3 cans or bottles of a decent light beer. Local brews are recommended.
Bay Leaves: This is an ingredient that cannot be left out. It adds flavor and looks fancy. Also add: oregano, basil and thyme if available.
Hot dog buns: Any buns will do, make sure you toast them on the grill before dog insertion.
*Bacon: If you can, wrap them in bacon. This adds a crunchy texture.
Garlic: A common ingredient. I’ve made this recipe with or without garlic and haven’t noticed much of a difference.
*Ketchup: I’m writing about marinating hotdog in beer and wrapping them in bacon, despite this, even I think adding ketchup to the marinade is weird. Besides, you add ketchup at the end anyway. But if you must…Go ahead, add ketchup and be a rebel, but I won’t approve of it.
Steps:
1. Mix the ingredients together.
2. I like to cut an X on both ends of the dogs as well as some shark gill slices across the length of them. This will help distinguish when the hotdogs are done and allows them to soak up the ingredients.
3. Place hotdogs into a container and cover them with the beer marinade concoction.

4. Let the dogs sit in a refrigerator overnight for best results; if you are short on time, a few hours of marination will yield moderate results.

5. Throw those dogs on the grill; when the corners from the X’s on both sides of the hotdogs blossom outwards, dogs are done.

I’m Russell Wilson, and I approve this hot dog.
Additional Reading:
“Poodle Head Mikey” recommends braising them in the oven first.
Man-tested recipes for the pro-ketchup rebels
Serious eats recommends additional herbs
Cooks.com has additional Hot dog marinade ideas
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2012 by the numbers
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
Click here to see the complete report.
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Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.
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The happiest hurdler in the world deserves more screen time
I remember seeing this clip, way back: Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, not nervous and freaking out before her big race — just happy to be there and filled with infectious joy.
And now she’s good-humored enough to do this video.
Happy Goddess of Australian Hurdlers, I salute you.
If anybody ever deserved to have their own reality show — a show people would actually watch to see somebody fun, instead of human train wrecks like Snooki and the cast of Jersey Shore — then it should be you, Michelle the Jenneke.
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Can a cat kill you?
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