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Category Archives: Muffin chokers

JADE HELM: Texas rebels train kamikaze armadillos for coming federal invasion

HOUSTON—In an empty parking lot behind a suburban Cabela’s, they’re preparing for war. There’s a retired Marine who did two tours in Afghanistan in the far corner, teaching five local … Continue reading

May 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

True facts about the Mantis Shrimp

This. So much this. If you haven’t seen his other videos, they’re all worthwhile. He does a beautiful impression of Morgan Freeman narrating, and the writing for each video is … Continue reading

May 7, 2015 · 1 Comment

The random junk in our garages, it is multiplying, and IT MUST BE STOPPED

How much stuff is in your garage or basement, taking up space? I feel your pain. Once you put something in a plastic bin and shove it in your garage, … Continue reading

April 25, 2015 · 5 Comments

Introducing the Honda HR-V Selfie Edition

The real joke is this: A shocking number of people would buy this car. The Kanye-Kardashian clan alone could keep Honda’s assembly lines running for a decade. More posts for your … Continue reading

April 1, 2015 · 2 Comments

EXPLODING KITTENS is what card games should be

How can you not love this? The Oatmeal is a local man turned cartoon phenom, and all he touches turns to gold. Including this kickstarter campaign, which has raised five … Continue reading

February 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Meanwhile, in Russia

So this is an actual sport, and yes, that’s Vladimir Putin’s daughter dancing like it’s 1985. Back in 1980’s, competitive aerobics was a big thing for about two seconds right … Continue reading

January 31, 2015 · 2 Comments

Golden retriever destroys obedience course, wins Interwebs

This is funny, sure. But the Series of Tubes is packed with funny little things involving dogs, cats and kids with painted faces at county fairs who like turtles. Let’s … Continue reading

November 21, 2014 · 1 Comment

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