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Dogs driving cars, I kid you not

This isn’t one of those joke photos where somebody puts Spot on their lap as they’re cruising down I-5.

This is a BBC news report from New Zealand, where they’re teaching dogs to truly drive cars.

Related post: Cats who open freezers and dogs who fetch COLD BEER

Three things:

1) Anything said with a British accent is — by definition — 15,923 times more awesome.

2) It is official: New Zealand raaawks.

3) When can I hire a trained Schnauzer  chauffeur from New Zealand, and does he require health benefits and a 401(k)?

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This is Guy Bergstrom the writer, not the Guy Bergstrom in Stockholm or the guy in Minnesota who sells real estate or whatever. Separate guys. Kthxbai.

Guy Bergstrom. Photo by Suhyoon Cho.

Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that won some award (PNWA 2013). Represented by Jill Marr of the Sandra Dijkstra Literary Agency.

About Guy Bergstrom

Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot.

3 comments on “Dogs driving cars, I kid you not

  1. Pingback: YOU CAN’T WRAP THIS! Dogs driving cars and Elephant Crap Coffee. | LOOKING FOR MR GOODSTORY

  2. juliabarrett
    December 13, 2012

    Dogs driving cars… you’ve done it in three words as opposed to four.


  3. Liesel Hill
    December 13, 2012

    LOL. That’s awesome! So if there’s ever an accident and someone dies, do they get charged with manslaughter, or do we need a whole other judicial branch for cases of animal negligence? Just wondering.


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