Diver attacks and kills great white shark, has a Foster’s

That’s right. It’s a “man bites dog” story, a reversal you just don’t expect.

This time, though, a man dives into the water to do battle with the greatest killing machine in the ocean.

Australian diver kills great white shark.

Think you’re tough because you won a fist-fight in eighth grade with that neighbor kid? Yeah, whatever. Talk to me after you’ve dived into a tuna net and killed a great white shark.

The only way this could be more impressive is if the great white shark had a tag team partner, say a giant squid.

Bonus video: Once Bitten, Twice Shy by Great White

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Guy – Photo by Suhyoon Cho

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9 responses to “Diver attacks and kills great white shark, has a Foster’s

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  3. Aussies FTW. I reckon I’d need a drink or 12 after a day fighting a shark that big as well.

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  6. Is that brave or stupidity or both?

  7. This man has balls of steel. Balls. Of. Steel.

  8. Sharks are deadly, frightening creatures. Australians, more so.

  9. juliabarrett

    Poor shark. I feel bad for the surfer who was just killed off our coast by a great white, but still… poor shark.

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