You’ve been there: sitting in a dark theater for two hours, with sticky unknown substances on the soles of your shoes and your wallet $23 lighter, and you’re thinking, “If the director and the seven different screenwriters given credit for this movie had spent FIVE MINUTES on the major plot holes in this stinker, it would’ve been a fine movie.”
This is why the folks at How It Should Have Ended have jobs.
Here are my favorites, and these are movies that I actually love (except for SPIDERMAN 3).
Big honking bonus: A recurring thing is cutting to Batman and Superman, sitting in a cafe while sipping coffee and talking smack about these movies and each other. I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.
How It Should Have Ended: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
How It Should Have Ended: THE DARK KNIGHT
How It Should Have Ended: THE AVENGERS
How It Should Have Ended: SPIDERMAN 3
Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.