This is the Best Owl Ever.
If he’s just chilling on a tree branch, he looks normal.
Bring a beefier owl around and he puffs up into Hulk Owl.
Show him a taller owl and he transforms into Evil Count Dracula With Feathers.
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Ha ha ha! I have always wanted to be an owl… I want to be one even more now!!! Fantabulous!
Amazing.
Oh my god! Epiphany! I suddenly understand the evolution of all those weird Japanese cartoons and anime. No wonder! It’s a natural outgrowth of owl behavior!
Great Snidely Whiplash mustache, by the way!
he’s making the most of what he has! go owl!
that’s f-ed up.