Conventional wisdom about writing is conventionally wrong.
This is the Best Owl Ever.
If he’s just chilling on a tree branch, he looks normal.
Bring a beefier owl around and he puffs up into Hulk Owl.
Show him a taller owl and he transforms into Evil Count Dracula With Feathers.
Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that won some award (PNWA 2013). Represented by Jill Marr of the Sandra Dijkstra Literary Agency.