So, this New Jersey mom (a) got busted for giving her five-year-old daughter a sunburn at the tanning booth, (b) denies it and (c) goes wild with the Snooki-brand Spray Tanz! right before the TV cameras show up.
Am I making this up? No. There is video.
And yes, the eyelashes remind me of Mothra vs. Godzilla.
Next: loving grandparents in the Florida decided it’d be fun to lash together a couple of dog leashes to the back of their truck and toe a Hot Wheel Barbie car around, with their seven-year-old daughter inside. While drunk. All day. Also, grandpa sorta kinda doesn’t have a driver’s license anyway, it being revoked for 10 years for past DUI goodness.
Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.