So, this New Jersey mom (a) got busted for giving her five-year-old daughter a sunburn at the tanning booth, (b) denies it and (c) goes wild with the Snooki-brand Spray Tanz! right before the TV cameras show up.
Am I making this up? No. There is video.
Related: a different (but probably related) Tanning Monster on some kind of classier version of Jerry Springer in the UK, and EVERYTHING IS BETTER with a British accent.
And yes, the eyelashes remind me of Mothra vs. Godzilla.
Next: loving grandparents in the Florida decided it’d be fun to lash together a couple of dog leashes to the back of their truck and toe a Hot Wheel Barbie car around, with their seven-year-old daughter inside. While drunk. All day. Also, grandpa sorta kinda doesn’t have a driver’s license anyway, it being revoked for 10 years for past DUI goodness.
Here’s the Hot Wheels car, tied safely and securely behind the pickup driven by drunken grandpa. It’s fine, officer. We been doing it all day.
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Guy – Photo by Suhyoon Cho
Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.
There isn’t a proper adjective for the tanning chick, but when there is I’m going to wear it out…
You CRACK me up. Awesome. Glad that @Blueeyesburn on Twitter suggested I follow you.
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Oh good god. I saw the tanning woman and my jaw hit the floor. Did she like… bake herself in the oven? Baste in a barbecue pit? I’m a firm believer in removing children from idiots.
Why are some people allowed to procreate? That is my question, and I’m demanding Whoever is running the show give me an answer!
Jeremy Kyle is a legend here in the UK my daughter has been addicted to watching his show for years It’s like that car crash kind of thing were you can’t believe it’s really happening!
As for that poor granddaughter… well words fail you don’t they?
Jeremy the Kyle rocks. I need more.
It is a scary, scary world.
But funny.