Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
The most impressive architects in the world are KRK Promes of Poland, who not only designed the first Zombie-Proof House in the world, but actually got the sucker constructed.
This thing is seven separate types of awesome. I bow down to their genius and kiss their blueprints.
Every home has weaknesses. If you’ve watched your required quota of zombie movies, you know that windows are the worst. Zombies go through windows like a hot knife through butter. Doors aren’t much better. Ten zombies pounding on the door for five minutes and it’s a pile of splinters.
Zombies need shooting.
This home is surrounded by a tall wall with a sturdy gate. And once you button it up, it’s only accessible via the drawbridge on the second floor.
The Zombie-Proof House, fully buttoned up and ready to face endless hordes of the walking dead. I AM IN LOVE.
Look at that. Those aren’t thin metal shutters or bars over your windows. Those are massively thick cement walls securing the first floor.
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How much are they selling the blueprints for this house I would love to replicate!!
Okay, see, I am about to sell this house and move, right? Now I need to find me a nice high spot, with good lines of sight, and put one of these suckers on it.
Want.
THis is so utterly filled with awesomesauce, I have no idea what to say.