This fish isn’t your normal scary beast, like a 20-foot-python with muscles like steel cables who wraps its coils around you and starts to squeeze, giving you only one option: pray to whatever gods will listen.
This is an over-sized piranha that EATS CROCODILES.
That’s right: a fish that eats crocodiles.
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Look at those teeth, which can tear through solid steel wire. The jaw is double-hinged, so it can do a better job of munching you.
Just look at this beast. It is evil, and brutal, and designed not to scoop up little fish with normal little teeth.
These teeth are daggers transplanted from the mouths of T-Rexes who handed over the teeth after the fish glared at them and grunted a little. Then the fish ate the T-Rexes anyway, because to this fish, those dinosaurs are a bunch of nancypants.
Technically, it’s called a goliath tigerfish, which is a pretty cool name for a normal fish.
Not this fish. It deserves better.
- Don’t Go in the Water
- The Vorpal Fish of Doom
- Darth Piranha, the Sith Lord of Watery Death
I am officially buying six breeding pairs of these beautiful fish, then putting them in the moat at my secret lair.
Can you find a scarier beast on this green earth?
I think not. Though some of you will try. Go ahead. Bring it.
Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.