The cyclops piglet with two snouts and other REAL MONSTERS

I hear things. Awful, awful things.

And sometimes — unlike the Swamp Demon of Louisiana, which is fun but more fake than Donald Trump‘s triple comb-over — sometimes, they turn out to be real.

Like the cyclops piglet with two snouts.

Alien beast monster cyclops piglet with two snouts

Alien beast monster cyclops piglet thing, with two snouts.

Bizarre, right? Except it’s happened before.

Yep, another mutant cyclops pig with two snouts.

Yep, another mutant cyclops pig with two snouts.

And the cyclops thing, that’s so 2005.

The kitteh, it is a cyclops, but still cute.

The kitteh, it is a cyclops, but still cute.

However, what are the odds that there’s an undersea freak show watching the news, then copying what it sees, only making it more insane?

This is a sea pig, which wants your brains

Scientists call this a sea pig. I call it the Mother of All Head Crabs. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Also, this:

Piglet squid

This is the piglet squid. It does NOT taste like bacon.

What’s your favorite monster, and it is real or fakity fake?

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Guy - Photo by Suhyoon Cho

Guy – Photo by Suhyoon Cho

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8 responses to “The cyclops piglet with two snouts and other REAL MONSTERS

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  3. The cyclopes are so cute! <3
    As for the unglamorous sea pig, that far down unda da sea, looks really shouldn’t matter.

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  6. I have any number of really, really inappropriate comments to make, but I’ll refrain. Instead, I’ll say my favorite monster is Grover. He’s a puppet :)

  7. http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/uploadsgallery/1230768000/gallery_22254_26_228230.jpg
    Two headed snake here. The bad news is that they rarely live long. Both heads have a brain and if one perceives the other, they’ll try to eat it. Hmm. Sounds like the Republicans.

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