I hear things. Awful, awful things.
Like the cyclops piglet with two snouts.
Bizarre, right? Except it’s happened before.
And the cyclops thing, that’s so 2005.
However, what are the odds that there’s an undersea freak show watching the news, then copying what it sees, only making it more insane?
What’s your favorite monster, and it is real or fakity fake?
Reformed journalist. Scribbler of speeches and whatnot. Wrote a thriller that was a finalist for some award.